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  1. Denih360

    You are so funny Julie Nolke...

  2. Arbolden Jenkins

    i write mean comments for free! i thought that's what youtube is for.

  3. Ravikiran Ramesh

    just now realized that she is wearing 2 nails, one on top of another lol

  4. Benjamin Boehl

    Many other ALselrs have stolen her idea. Even though most give her credit, they should give her royalties from their ad revenue. Lol

  5. Random Preston

    Young mom any day ❤️

  6. jmiogo

    I hear that when you dissipate those obstructive bath bubbles, obscure actors names will find you quicker.

  7. Bryan lastname

    We have all met that guy, he calls you and if you answer he asks you to help him move. If you let it go to voicemail, it's always some variant of "Oh, hey it's Mark....I have an extra ticket to the Super Bowl but we are leaving right now, so, bummer Man."

  8. Norm Rosolen

    At first, I thought this was a parody of a nihilistic play. Then I read the comments and depression was mentioned as the theme. The uncertainty is getting to me. Am I a Walter or a Heisenberg? Awake or asleep? Etc.

  9. laserfart

    this channel is painfully underrated

  10. TheJayBae

    Julie answering the questions we never thought to ask

  11. Bilal Rafiq

    What's my man Harry Maguire been up to these days? 🤣🤣🤣

  12. bd008716

    You need to be packing your bags Julie. Your days of ALsel shows are over. You are going to be very famous. You are incredible. BTW, be careful with the troubles that come from the trappings of fame. I am happy for you!

  13. Paz Wretzky

    people considering plastic surgery should try this method first, because that's what you'll look like, and it won't cost you a small fortune

  14. A.S.H

    You.... are a comedic genius.

  15. Rick Abrams

    if you are writing this yourself then you are pure gold. #goldpickle level comedy

  16. Д С

    See if u have good script and some good editing , it can be thrilling all 3.55min long.!

  17. Rex Racer

    Marceau, Barrault, Deburau, Avital, Shepherd, Montanaro, Decroux, Darius, Shields & Yarnell, Lecoq, and Tati have all left the chat.

  18. Thomas Kinkade

    Why were the skates blurred?

  19. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

    well, actually there is a solution: delicately hit the lid of the jar in multiple point of any hard surface and it will just pop up

  20. Kathy Brady

    The way Future Julie just jumps from one topic to the next... never giving it all away.....

  21. Hannah Bld

    and that's how headaches arise

  22. Kathy Hix

    Love the lag from Leanne's responses and "Mimes have a notorious hard time breeding."

  23. Ii

    hilarious this is gold! Thank you from Stockholm

  24. Ii

    hilarious this is gold! Thank you from Stockholm

  25. Henrik Nielsen

    I left a comment to boost your algorithm

  26. Riley’s Dog House

    “Just Eat Life” *so inspiring*

    1. Riley’s Dog House

      I just realized it’s actually a channel but the name is very... Idk.

  27. Ann Pane

    I want to see the murder hornet piece!!!

  28. Be Kind

    I couldnt open the coca cola bottles cap today. I thought about asking husband for help. Then used the knife first to stab the cap then tried to loosen it with the tip of knife. I succeeded after a few minutes with a splash of coke on the floor. Had to wipe that up before the husband came in the kitchen. 😆

  29. Joseph Ciaravino

    Oh no! I’m a magician! I hope we don’t just all vanish!🤣

  30. Fredrik Beckker

    You are great👍 I Love your videos ♥️

  31. Soundarya jupudi

    Anyone else triggered watching her struggle?

  32. Stem Factory

    I can’t have a threesome because it would break my wife’s heart and I understand.

  33. Maxim Zaporojan

    Videos like these are so unrealistic, Realisticly, 2 people would be popping in there every second

  34. rinnin

    08:37 🤣🤣😂

  35. bakedpajamas

    Take a spoon. Put it under the lip and press down. This will release the pressure and make the jar easy to open. Now that that is solved...Start kissing. This is the start of every great lesbian porn EVER. I have shown you how to open every jar. Show me how to open legs. Unless of course, you are trying to bring down big pickle. In that case, I am done here.

  36. Borody Tina

    i thought I am straight, but this vid was so awkwardly hot (灬º‿º灬)♡ like I want a girlfriend like you

  37. David Nelson

    I have a feeling this is what all girls go through mentally on a date... Is there a drug or something to get it out like this? That would make dates so much more fun... Thanks already!

  38. Elmo Blatch


  39. Craig Taylor

    LOVE the CBC socks!

  40. Radwan Tajeddine

    Watch this video when you're drunk or high. Way more fun! ;)

  41. Joe Baumgart

    How was that threesome with the HR guy?

  42. Manuel Rodriguez

    Amazing detail at 6:30. Her reflection can’t be seen on the lamp. OMG!

  43. RizeWaffleGamez


  44. Jennifer Schwiebert

    If everyone in the world is NOT watching Julie in these times for some laughs, we all need to just give up. Her friends are funny and every skit just on point.

  45. Bra'tac

    If you were able to breed a female mime, would we witness the quietest birth ever?

  46. Redwood Madrone

    This is so true. I do interact with people like that on a daily basis. It's heartbreaking.

  47. Jesus Christ, Bible, Bible study

    What is 'mimes?

  48. Matthew Martin

    Time traveler alert... Julie, watch out for the Time Travel cops, not sure if releasing a video a year before you the events happened is even legal.

  49. TheRottenLemon

    Can we have a sequel where she's theorising what future Julie was on about?

  50. Kindri9

    She does the re-enactment of the awkward SOOOOO well. The number of comments about having to pause and look at the comments to take a break from it (which I'm doing right now) is HILARIOUS! And shows how epic her acting is!

  51. Ethan Laffitte

    This needs to be a film

  52. Charleton Zimmerman

    If a "Incandescent Lamp" fails, breaks in a "DARK ROOM" & ho-one is in said room. & no camera/phone, is it really, out?

  53. Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits

    You've inspired me, Julie. I'm doing telework right now but the day I go back, I'm gonna be this guy: alsel.info/video/video/hm6EgWapqniJeZk.html

  54. voracious viewer

    Trying to merge porn preferences to find a mutually enjoyable video should never be done together in the moment. It requires a slow build of link sharing from separate locations ( sometimes within the same house, . One party shares their tamest taboo prediliction film and this is counteroffered by another link without the bukkake finish. Countered by one with girls stacked on one another like scoops of vanilla cream on a hot day. Responded to with one where the girl manually checks his temperature until negotiations end feverishly with phones thrown face down on the floor and the parties find a deal to come together on without third party intervention hoping the tentacle anime is never brought up again.

  55. Delta Foxtrot

    The wildfires were proven to be arson not the climate change hoax. Cmon.

  56. tobateksingh96

    Just wanted to note the beautiful work on Diane's dress. Is that Balochi?

  57. Kiki Tiki

    This is the news I want to see HAHA

  58. Greg Sabin

    First of all I'd get REALLY high ALL day. The rest would take care of itself lol

  59. DonaBologna

    Trisha Paytas meets Freely the Banana Girl 😂

  60. Mr Bovine Joni

    Someone found the Final Solution to the Mime Question

  61. Dan Hellwig

    You look Stunning.

  62. Samuel Kathungu

    But seriously, where did mimes go?

  63. Madti Boysen

    This was such a good concept for a video.

  64. The wolf society


  65. MrBlueregard

    My friend decided to become a mime I haven't heard from him since.

  66. Lurrkgod

    “You’re a terrible attitude” I felt that

  67. C Schmi

    I'm 27.

  68. Mike Michaels

    How do they keep that monologue going? Well done.

  69. Spencer Campbell

    "Mime community silent on the subject" LOL, this channel is amazing

  70. MrBlueregard

    Where have all the good mimes gone ? alsel.info/video/video/fqipqKeA1JypZ64.html 🤣

  71. Ds Mr

    Oh. I see you're psychic. (May 2020)

  72. Meme Watcher

    *sigh* remember *GASP* airplanes?

  73. BrotherTree1

    I was like "oh fuck, oh fuck, please don't" when it came to putting on the contact lenses...

  74. Your Saudi Friend

    This very funny 🤣🤣

  75. rufex2001

    "Mime community silent on issue"

  76. Snatched.

    Time for another apocalypse update Julie...

  77. Madti Boysen

    I'm really called out here.

  78. Cletus Biggum

    I loved when you whispered curve ball bitch lol 😂

  79. Zentz29

    I subbed just to Unsub, but I'm gonna resub cuz this is some good shit. Resub.

  80. ShippingAvaLance

    As a American I have never seen or tryed any of these but these do look very American.

  81. Kurtis Merrill

    I think I know why we haven't seen any. It's because their shirts are stripped, so they're not spotted.

  82. Marcus Aurelius

    No shortage of issues but focus on the big one's. Corrupt institutions. Banking system. The rest will resolve themselves.

  83. R S

    Priceless! The nodding, the fake time delay (as if she were reporting from Paris, or something), the faux seriousness. The epitome of parody. Well done ladies!

  84. Draxiss

    You didn't show the scene where you poop water and only lose weight due to dehydration. I mean, at least you weren't giving some company a bunch of money to permanently screw up your body.

  85. Gacham Life

    Imagine you doing this to yourself

  86. kurtreznor

    I'm just like; oh God, make it stop. So uncomfortable, please sto...wait, what's going on now. This isn't how these scenes play out. She is going totally cr...HOLY CRAP!

  87. Not Specified

    You are way too talented to need the cursing

  88. Tiffany Huggins

    This is hilarious and also so true right now. My fiance is a doctor and I'm sure he will appreciate this as well. 😂

  89. JoeCool

    you should have ended it with her dying from infection from the paper cut.....

  90. JoeCool

    Any time some moron regurgitates that stupidity, i always tell them that i expect them to be penniless by midnight......people are sheep who will bleat anything they think sounds wise that they've heard some other sheep say.....human beings on the whole are idiots....

  91. Not Specified

    Every video increases my admiration for her talent

  92. Jose Pablo Luna Sanchez

    This video looks like a rip off of yours. alsel.info/video/video/saKWfnyfsXeZgrI.html It sounds like you should be monetizing their video.

  93. 『latte hatte』

    1:10 you think? I’m wearing a shirt with spaghetti written on it with about 7 toothpaste stains and I have no pants on.

  94. Larissa Laisla

    "Pardon my language, but... Heck" hahahahahahaha

  95. BillyBob

    Gross gross gross !!! I could never date my own doctor.

  96. DonHewgodooko

    We need to stop the persecution of mimes and listen to what they have to say in these troubling times. All mime's voices must be heard!

  97. Not Specified

    You need your own TV sketch show Julie!!!

  98. canio6

    Is that a vanishing point Julie is holding?

  99. Robert Wills

    If I were young and single and rich and handsome, I'd invite you into my living room, and have conversation with you, all afternoon, up and down your backbone; deep conversation that'd make you go "Hmmm, that's interesting..." Then I'd gaze longingly at you through slightly drooping eyelids, and say, "Well, I have to take a nap now. So long, Julie, see you again soon."

  100. Not Specified

    Genius. So beautifully written.